Bathroom

Okay so I have had a lot of time lately to sit around and think, a broken leg will do that to you, and a strange but I think reasonable question came to mind. When was it people decided to put their "out-houses" inside and who thought to put it next to the shower/bathtub?? I mean really why on earth do you clean yourself next to the same spot you poo?? Some newer houses, and mainly in the master bathroom, have a seperate room for the potty but I think all houses should have that. I have also heard that every time you flush thousands of icky particles are blasted into the air, and what is right next to that poo receptical?? The place you wash your body and where you brush your teeth and wash your hands!! Super ewe.

Now I understand having an outhouse could be quite inconvenient expecially if you live in a cold climate but with my husbands stink I would almost rather sacrifice the cold!! So to again to whoever the brilliant person was to move the outhouse into what should be the cleanest place in your home thank you!! If I ever win the lotto and have enough money to build my own house ALL the bathrooms will have an enclosed potty so to my future houseguests your welcome. And if I could go back in time I would tell that person how about we move the potty inside but make it a potty closet all by its merry lonesome self. I know poo is a tough subject to talk about but like I said this has come to mind in all the hours of immobility. Don't mean to ick anyone out but I think its a reasonable question.

*by the way I know i have spelling errors because well I suck at spelling but I cant get the stupid spell check off of Spanish!!